Top 10 cricket jokes to annoy your mates

Cricket is the biggest source of entertainment for fans. Given its popularity, fans and followers of the game often come with memes and jokes. Let’s look at 10 such jokes and puns on the game that can be used to annoy your mates.

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1. Why did the team disagree with the captain’s take on the game?

Ans: Because he had a ‘silly-point

2. Why a batsman uncomfortable with a short ball should not be taken to a nightclub?

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Ans: As the batsman will always be in trouble with the bouncer.

3: A fruit that Shane Watson hates the most?

Ans: Plum

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4. Why a bad fielder always feels healthy and free of illness?

Ans: Because he never catches anything.

5. Which bird is disliked by batsmen?

Ans: The Duck.

6. Why are cricketers the safest to go with during a night out?

Ans: because they always wear protection.

7. Why should we not blink in a racecourse or when a tail-ender is batting in a cricket match?

Ans: They go by before we can blink an eye.

8. The deep fielders in cricket are the most well-behaved, Do u know why?

Ans: They are aware not to step out of the boundary.

9. Why do cricketers iron shirts well?

Ans: They have the best idea of spotting the crease.

10: Why cricket is known as a sport that accepts a diverse range of body types?

Ans: Because it has Fine leg, short leg and square leg.